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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Florida is Whack (partially plagiarized from P-New)

Dear Florida,

You are whack. Your politicians are perves and your athletes are thugs. Even your chads are pregnant. SLUTS. Whatever happened to remembering your ABC's - Abstinence, Be faithful, and last but not least, Condomize. I'm not even going to go into your crappy architecture, gated communities and strip malls. But I thank you Florida because I now think we may actually be able to take back the House next month, due in large part, to YOU.

Sincerely,

CLC

1 Comments:

Blogger youthlarge said...

you tell 'em! "Even your chads are pregnant" may be one of the greatest things you've ever written and you've written a lot of great things.

18 October, 2006 22:16  

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