I think I might be in love......

With blogging that is! Youthlarge really busted open Pandora's Box this time. So last night after dinner at Japonica (you can read about it on the PSG blog, still can't link you though), my friend Lauren and I went to get C-Town style massages in the West Ville. They were able to take my friend Lauren immediately, but I had to wait for 20 minutes or so. During that time I stared blankly at a flat screen TV showing a soothing marine life DVD. Lots of bright pretty colors and encephalopods. Which reminds me, if you haven't seen NATURE: Incredible Suckers, you should stop whatever it is that you are currently doing and run, not walk, to the nearest video store. Or Netflick it. For that matter, just go on amazon.com right now and buy it because you'll want to watch it over and over again. I've seen it upwards of 12 times.

While I was waiting, two black gentlemen came in, both wanting 30 minute massages. They were told that it would be about a 30 minute wait from the same Chinese gentleman who told me I would have a 20 minute wait. Then a preppy whitey guy came in and a different Chinese fella (would people be offended if I just started saying C-Man?) told him it would be about a 10 minute wait. I instantly started feeling tense. I knew this bok kwai (white devil) was going to try to pull a fast one on me (an Asian) and the black guy (the other black guy was outside gabbing away on his cell phone). Eventually, C-Man #2 told Bok Kwai that it was his turn. Yeah, I knew it! So I was like 'listen Bok Kwai, we were all here waiting before you even got here'. I think he just shrugged and looked at me stupidly. Then, fortunately, C-Man #1 came and straightened everything out. So I ended up going in for my hour, Bok Kwai got to have his turn and the two black guys just had to wait a couple more minutes so they could get their half hours. I guess they had to wait so they could go at the same time. At least that's what I'm hoping, otherwise I'll just get mad all over again.

The actual massage was fairly uneventful, but VERY relaxing. Though, no matter how many C-Town massages I get (and I've probably broken 100 at this point), I still wonder if they should be getting so close to my spine. Or grinding their elbows into my tailbone............